Öriöriöri, öriöriöri.

baby……..

kyraneko:
themiscyra1983:
kyraneko:
missif-15fandoms:
actual-ironman-tonystark:
marisatomay:
actual-ironman-tonystark:
shakspaere:
alrightanakin:
Every Adult In “Harry Potter” Let Us Down At Some Point And That’s Important a 900 page dissertation by me
And that includes Joanne Kathleen Rowling a tear stained afterword by me
Hagrid Is The Exception a rebuttal by me
The Time Hagrid Told Voldemort How to Take Out Something Protecting an Object that Grants Immortality When He Was Drunk and Other Well-Meaning Fuck Ups a lengthy chapter
You’re Absolutely Right a retraction
How dare you assume Molly Weasley has done anything wrong ever
That Time Molly Yelled At The Twins And Ron For Saving Harry From Abuse And Starvation, Thus Likely Communicating To The Abused Kid In Her Presence That His Welfare Was Less Important Than Not Borrowing The Car, That Time Molly Was Utterly Condescending About How Harry Is A Child And Doesn’t Deserve To Know Anything In A Way That Probably Heightened His Determination To Prove Otherwise, That Time Molly Said The Twins Put Together Aren’t As Good As Any Of Their Brothers Over OWL Results That They Worked Hard On And Were Proud Of, That Time Molly Forcibly Cut Her Adult Son’s Hair Right Before His Wedding, That Time Molly Spent A Year Being Mean And Rejectful Toward Her Son’s Fiancee, That Time Molly Sent Hermione A Deliberate “Fuck You” Present For Easter Because She Believed A False Story Written In Witch Weekly Without Making Any Attempt To Ask The People Actually Involved, Those Times She Made Her Youngest Son’s Christmas Sweaters His Least Favorite Color, And Every Time She Belittled Her Husband’s Hobby, The Twins’ Interests, And Bill’s Appearance Because She Couldn’t Be Bothered To Understand Or Value Or Even Be Kind About Them a detailed reminder that no one’s perfect and sometimes what one person doesn’t mind or see hits another person hard
Florean Fortescue Just Wanted To Sell Some Ice Cream And Help Harry With His Homework He Is The Only Adult Who Didn’t Mess Up Until Getting Killed By Voldemort, RIP an increasingly strident addendum by me
OK You’re Absolutely Right Florean Fortescue Was In Fact Perfect As Far As I’m Aware a concession by me
omg

nooruskaaa:

wild–mountain–thyme:

wild–mountain–thyme:
wild–mountain–thyme:
My (British) mum and dad just turned up in Finland for the first time and are apparently in shock at how “unexpectedly modern” Helsinki is… given that my grandma thinks Finland is a Soviet country I’m bracing myself for a solid week of absolutely hilarious takes as they realise that some places are indeed slightly better run than the UK
Day 1: they have asked me what almost every single sign in Tampere means, terrorised several shop assistants with “EXCUSE ME MISS, WHAT IS A (pauses to read ‘maito’) MEITUU?”, and expressed amazement at the fact everything is so clean 7 or 8 times. Also turns out that my grandma wasn’t the only one convinced the “SF” on the map stood for “Soviet Finland”, my dad wanted to know how long it was part of the USSR for
Day 2: took my mum to the munkkikahvila, the cashier was like 50-something so it was easier to stand there and translate between them, when I translated my mum’s request for a whole bag of the doughnuts she heard “ja yks munkkipussi…” and yelled “MONKEY PUSSY????” loud enough for the entire café to hear
Explained to my dad today that Estonia and the other Baltic states are not north of Finland (I am not sure where he thought they were?)
The amount of times I’ve said “anteeks, mun vanhemmat ei osaa suomea” is rising by the hour

coolcatgroup:

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO
THANk YOU!!

squidgepidge:

ch4rmsing:
My cat discovered bubbles last night; she really likes them.
not to be dramatic or anything but I would DIE for Lily

cannibalcoalition:

gallusrostromegalus:
owlslovecatmint:
gallusrostromegalus:
vampireapologist:
i love the language of smileys. i was telling a friend once that pretty much everyone I know uses the upside down smiling emoji to express pain and she was like “what” so she sent it to her friend and they texted back “uh oh what’s wrong” like. I love that if I go :^) my friends know I’m, happy but if I go : - ) they know I just saw something absolutely fucking bananas online and I’m about to make them suffer with me
I use :} but I can’t quite articulate what it means
Originally posted by letsmusicismylifestuff
>:}
Ah! That’s what it means!
I like how smileys and emoticons developed as a form of body language in a text-based communication method. It’s one of those ‘humans are always humans’ things.